Saturday, December 27, 2008

Neighbour Deserves A Civil War -- An Economic Booster

With all due respect and salute to my brothers, sisters and fellow country men ........
I know "tongue burns later but the fossil first" I was talking of a 'hot cup of tea' and the "process” with due respect ....................to my fellow mumbaikars here is what I mean....
Morning, 12 September, 2001
I said I am your friend..... with due respect to your highly credible intelligence agencies I can still take an oath my government and system can never dare to do what has happened .... Sirrrr...
Okay....... Sir they had even holded our breathe for too long now, trust me sir even we want to control them ......but due to some financial constraints we had been pressurised a bit..
What .......
You know they are our people and you committed that “we will kill our brothers"
Then 'what to say' "he categorically mentioned within 6 hours they will remove our integrity from world map" ...........................by killing our brothers we will hardly be able to maintain anyway.General, you know what our people are calling us " King Cobras " ....king cobras are the only snake who eat other snakes .... its a same.... at least why you allowed them to use our air base and our soldiers ..... just to remind you they are our brothers we have deputed them to Taliban just some time back and now you have ordered our army to kill them..............our own brothers.
I am shocked Mr.K**** you are senior most person and you don't understand under what circumstances I said yes.
Ohhhh................ there is two good news for us after long 7 years........
Indian Economical capital had been shaken and our guys left all the proofs which can be ample evidence of our role in the attack.....................
So, we have put all our balls right....... “Have our role been proved" ....Hmmmm it will be in next 2 days ..ample proofs have been left even the least civilized nations can trace our roles .
Good ... So finally she has started putting pressure on us let's keep rejecting our role for some more time and let India build some more international pressure on us.
Sir , Indian media has started discussing "WAR" .... ohhh that’s going in our direction.
Madam ... Good Morning.. Yes we condemn the attacks sincerely but unfortunately we are also victims of the same terror ... we will co-operate.
Sir, India had done some sorties ...let's pull the trigger. Go and announce we can strike immediately ... do some sorties ... create some hysteria..... I will talk about troop pullout with US today.
Yes, Madam that's correct India is posting a war and we need to defend ourselves we need to pull out from North West frontier till the situation cools off.
Mr. K****** start pulling our forces this is the best time to pull out, we should on slightest trigger from India ... You know we will not lose more than some thousand people fighting within India but in this war against terror we will kill all our people and the discontent will lead to a civil war.
Sir, India has categorically denied "War" and now US is questioning our troop withdrawal..... looks like we are failing....... Shall we impose war on them.... That will isolate us we can't be the first movers.

Hmmmm... so the buggers were smart but why should we waste our bullets when they themselves are heading towards a 'civil war'..... (somewhere in N** D****).

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